Love Make You Wanna Gag? Play These Anti-Valentine’s Slots!
Not into love and all that gushy stuff? Then welcome to the Anti-Valentine’s Day rebellion – for those who’d rather high-five a cactus than spend a dollar on another catfish from Tinder.
We’ve all been there, expecting the hot blonde from the pictures only to be met with the James Cordons of the world. Damn.
Wanna spit in the eye of this hallmark tradition and unleash all hell on the reels? We’ve got just the games for you. In fact, we’ve got an entire game category for you!
Romance is dead, but your evening doesn’t have to be. Besides, who says you need someone else to get lucky, hey? Do it right here, with these Anti-Valentines slots 😉
Sit back and submit
Remember when I said you don’t need someone else to get lucky? Well, Taboo slot is what I was talking about. Here, you can win up to €360,000, and get your BDSM pulses racing too.
This game’s for all the naughty fellas with fetishes. We all have them. Mine is doing it in Victorian Era outfits. Don’t ask.
So, if you’ve had a long day and up for a gagging-session to cool off, then this dominatrix has just the room for you – complete with whips, triskele wheels and features that’ll get you on your knees!
Endorphina isn’t afraid to “go there”. And you shouldn’t be either. C’mon, I dare you. Enter the red room and play a game to remember.
More gagging
Nolimit City makes me so happy. They give shame the same amount of energy they give a rat’s ass – zero. Kinda like Britney these days. Have you seen her Insta? She’s unhinged.
Anyway, naturally they’ve made a brutally brilliant game perfectly suited to Anti-Valentine’s Day; Walk of Shame slot, where you can win up to €392,880.
It’s all about humiliation (and big wins) here, where industry big-wigs are roasted to the max in a Hangover-type WTF-setting. You’ve gotta see it. Naked dudes on wrecking balls, with gags in their mouths, the degradation never ends!
And neither does the fun, because while the theme might be rough, the features are anything but. This one’s a laugh and totally worth your time. Check it out.
Swapping gags for knuckle-dusters
Wanna cause a riot? Punk Rocker slot is your playground! This game’s all about sex, drugs, and… pop art? And I’m here for it. If this is a theme you can roll with, then you could be stirring up trouble for wins of up to 15,072x your bet.
Pull the middle finger to the establishment with typical Nolimit City features like Riot Respins, and plenty others that cause pure anarchy on the reels.
This slot is mad noisy, perfect to drown out the thumping coming from your upstairs neighbors. Like, do they not have any decency? Not everyone’s ending the night with a bang – but you could, with Punk Rocker slot. Join the movement.
Nothing cheesy about these games
There we have it; 3 raucous slots ready to turn your day into a one-man show for massive wins, sprinkled with some bondage and a hint of “fuck you”. I couldn’t think of a better way to spend Valentine’s Day!
If I’ve still got your attention then maybe you’ll take me up on the suggestion of checking out our Anti-Valentines game category on our Home Page – because there’s plenty more no-love slots out there that’ll wing-man you to wins.
So… What are you playing today?