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Fang’s Inferno Slot: Expected a Vampire, Got a Fire-Breathing Himbo

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I’ve always got time for vampires. Mysterious, pale, insidious little freaks with cheekbones that could slice deli meat? Count me in. They lurk, they brood, they probably journal. But dragons? Meh. Too much fire, not enough foreplay. So imagine my confusion when I loaded up Fang’s Inferno slot expecting a sexy neck-biter in a velvet…