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Janissaries Slot: Giant Coins and Close Calls

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The Janissaries were the Ottoman Empire’s elite army bros, handpicked via a charming little programme called kidnap children and brainwash them into fanatical loyalty. These ex-Christian lads were raised to be killing machines with nice uniforms, zero chill, and an alarming enthusiasm for palace coups. At their peak, they were like the original boyband-meets-death-squad —…